Wear your masks and I'll stop with the selfies... |
Saturday, May 9, I picked up dinner for my lovely wife Val from a
Vietnamese restaurant on Buffalo’s West Side on my way home from grocery
shopping; I will not name it here because it was the victim of the following
douche nozzle’s actions and did not cause/precipitate them.
As I entered the restaurant, a sign in the now-deserted downstairs
bar/serving area told people to go upstairs to pick up their meals; as I headed
to the stairs, I could hear that someone was already up there. It turned out to
be a man, about age 65, working for one of those food-delivery businesses,
picking up two or three orders. He was talking to a staffer of the restaurant,
so I stayed on the stairs to leave some distance; this turned out to be a good
choice.
“I know it wasn’t you people, but remember, the USA fought and beat the
Japanese in the Pacific as well as Germany in Europe in World War II,” this
genius said. “What I mean is that we need to fight this alleged virus. We need
to fight and attack it, and not wear masks and gloves and stay separate and be
afraid of it.” He expounded on a
few more similar topics, with lots of “you know?” tossed in. He then noted the
orders he was picking up said they were for “John,” and that his name was
“Joe,” and he proceeded to recite each order from memory to confirm that he was
the proper person to pick up these deliveries.
All the while, I kept hoping for him to just pick up the food and leave;
when he did, just as I had feared, he was not wearing a mask. He noticed me for
the first time, smiled, lowered his voice a bit and said, “Hey, how are you
doing?” “FINE,” I spit back through gritted teeth, and I think he got the
message, because he slinked against the wall and virtually ran out of the
restaurant, probably not even hearing me call after him,” “Nice mask, idiot.”
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